It doesn't matter why, though maybe it's from playing The Mirsky-Style WWW Drinking Game.
The WWW is a public place. In the United States, The Exon/Gorton Communications Decency Act is now law. Sending threatening e-mail to the President is still an offense, but now so is sending flattering e-mail to the author of Doodie.com.
The Drunk Browsing Test hopes to be your online breathalyzer. I'm not a doctor, substance-abuse professional or even psychologically stable. It will thus take me a trial-and-error process to find methods to determine your level of intoxication.
Mirsky